Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Don't Tempt A Women

A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!! "
The woman keeps quiet and leaves.
Two weeks later they met at the airport and the husband asked: "So, honey, how was the trip?""Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my gift?" "What gift?" She asked. "The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you remember?" "Oh, that" she said. Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl"
The husband collapsed
Moral is : Don't tempt a woman

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