மீசை முத்தம் கொடுக்கட்டுமா?
உன் ஆசை மொத்தமும் கொள்ளட்டுமா?
முத்தம் கொடுக்க நான் வந்தால்
ஆசை வழிந்து ஓடிடுமா?
அங்கம் மொத்தம் தங்கம் மின்ன
சிங்கம் போல வந்து அதை நான் கொள்ள
துள்ளும் மானாய் உன் நானம் விட்டோட
என் உதட்டின் மென்மையை
உன் பெண்மை உணர
உன் விழிக்குள் தெரியும்
உலகம் வியப்பில் ஆழ்த்தும்
வழியில் வந்த குழிக்குள் விழுந்த
குழலை விரல் மீட்டும்
வீணையின் நாதம்
ஒலியின்றி உயிருக்குள் பாயும்
சொர்க்கத்தை இமையின் அருகில்
கண்டது போல் இருக்கும்.
விரகம் என் மூச்சு காற்றில் கலந்து
ஊற்றாக உன் முகத்தில் பட்டு
துணி மூடாத உன் நெஞ்சின் நுனி பட்டு
தெரித்து இடையோடு வழிந்தோடும்.
உன் சித்தம் கலங்க முத்தம் கொடுக்க
வித்தை காட்டும் முனிவன் கிடையாது
என் இதழின் ஈரம்
உன் உதட்டின் ஓரம் பட்டு
சேதாரமில்லாமல் சிலவற்றை உறுஞ்சி
மோகத்தில் முங்கி குளிக்கும்
காதல் வழியும் காமம்
நிரப்பும் கணவன் நான்.
கட்டளை இட்டு காட்டச் சொல்லும்
அரச மனம் எனக்கில்லை
கனைகளை தொடுத்து காதல் செய்யும்
காமனும் நானில்லை
உணர்வு வரும் உணர்ச்சி வரும்
அதனுடன் கூடிய மகிழ்ச்சி வரும்
புணர்ச்சியுடன் கிளர்ச்சி செய்யும்
புரட்சிகாரனும் நானில்லை
மனதை வருடி மயக்கம் கலைப்பாயடி
உன் உறக்கம் கொடுத்து
என்னை விழிக்க வைப்பாயடி
உடலை உடலால் உரசி
அந்த ரகசியத்தை பேசி
என்னை உனக்குள் ஊற்றடி
நீ எனக்குள் உறையும் காற்றடி
நான் உனக்குள் கரையும் பனியடி
Monday, November 30, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Don't Tempt A Women
A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!! "
The woman keeps quiet and leaves.
Two weeks later they met at the airport and the husband asked: "So, honey, how was the trip?""Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my gift?" "What gift?" She asked. "The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you remember?" "Oh, that" she said. Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl"
The husband collapsed
Moral is : Don't tempt a woman
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!! "
The woman keeps quiet and leaves.
Two weeks later they met at the airport and the husband asked: "So, honey, how was the trip?""Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my gift?" "What gift?" She asked. "The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you remember?" "Oh, that" she said. Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl"
The husband collapsed
Moral is : Don't tempt a woman
Sunday, April 26, 2009
பெண்ணின் மதிப்பு
மதி அவர்களின் வலைப்பதிவில் என்னுடைய பின்னூட்டம் இதை இந்த பதிவில் சேர்ப்பது ஏற்புடையதாக இருக்கும் என்றெண்ணி இதில் அதையும் இணைத்துள்ளேன்.
எங்களை மதியுங்கள்.. பாதுகாப்பு தாருங்கள்.. யாரிடம் கேட்குறீங்க..? என்னைப் பொறுத்த வரை ‘வன விலங்கு ‘ வாரம்.. ‘சுற்றுச் சூழல்' நாள்.. இது போன்ற நாட்கள் கொண்டாடுவதற்கு காரணம் இவை எல்லாம் மறந்து மறைந்து வருவதுதான். மகளிரும் இதில் அடங்குவதுதான் பெரும் கொடுமை! உயிர் ஜனிக்க உதிரம் கொடுத்து தன் வாழ்வின் விருப்பு வெறுப்புகளை விழுங்கி, புகுந்த வீட்டிற்கேற்றார் போல் மாற்றி, பிறந்த வீட்டையும் மறக்காமல், பிள்ளைகளின் வாழ்வை அமைத்து, குடும்பத்திற்காகவும் உழைத்து (வீட்டிலும் வெளியிலும்) இப்படி யார் எது சொன்னாலும் சக்தி மிகுந்திருந்தும் 'சிவனே' என்று கேட்டு பூரித்து போய் உயிருள்ள சிலையாய் நின்று குலம் காக்கும் தெய்வங்களான பெண்களை என்னவென்று சொல்வது.? முதலில் அவர்களுக்கு தங்களிடமிருக்கும் தன்'நம்பிக்கை'யை அறிய வேண்டும். அதற்காக கண்மூடித்தனாமாக அதிக நம்பிக்கையும் கூடாது. இரு கைகள்தான் நல்ல ஓசை எழுப்பும். தனிஞ்சு போனாலும் துணிஞ்சு நிக்கணும்.. பணிஞ்சு போனாலும் பயந்து போகக்கூடாது.. 'பெண்ணாக பிறக்க வில்லையே' என்று எண்ணும் ஆண்களில் ஒருவனாக இதை சொல்கிறேன்.இன்றும் ‘படித்தவர்' களில் பெரும்பாலானவர்கள் கூறும் கூறிய சொற்கள் குழந்தை பிறந்தவுடன் ‘அட பொண்ணா ?' அல்லது ‘பையனா - very good' இவர்கள் யார் சான்றிதழ் கொடுக்க.? இது போன்ற கேள்விகளையும் கருத்துகளையும் தங்கள் வீட்டில் வளரும் பெண் குழந்தைகளை வைத்துக் கொண்டே கூறுவதுதான் மகா கொடுமை. இத இத்தோட நிறுத்திக்கறேன் இல்லன்னா என் புலம்பலும் நிக்காது. ஆத்திரம் அடங்காது. அட இந்த சமூகத்தின் மேல்தான் ..!
http://madhiwrites.blogspot.com/2009/03/blog-post_08.html
http://madhiwrites.blogspot.com/2009/03/blog-post_08.html
எங்களை மதியுங்கள்.. பாதுகாப்பு தாருங்கள்.. யாரிடம் கேட்குறீங்க..? என்னைப் பொறுத்த வரை ‘வன விலங்கு ‘ வாரம்.. ‘சுற்றுச் சூழல்' நாள்.. இது போன்ற நாட்கள் கொண்டாடுவதற்கு காரணம் இவை எல்லாம் மறந்து மறைந்து வருவதுதான். மகளிரும் இதில் அடங்குவதுதான் பெரும் கொடுமை! உயிர் ஜனிக்க உதிரம் கொடுத்து தன் வாழ்வின் விருப்பு வெறுப்புகளை விழுங்கி, புகுந்த வீட்டிற்கேற்றார் போல் மாற்றி, பிறந்த வீட்டையும் மறக்காமல், பிள்ளைகளின் வாழ்வை அமைத்து, குடும்பத்திற்காகவும் உழைத்து (வீட்டிலும் வெளியிலும்) இப்படி யார் எது சொன்னாலும் சக்தி மிகுந்திருந்தும் 'சிவனே' என்று கேட்டு பூரித்து போய் உயிருள்ள சிலையாய் நின்று குலம் காக்கும் தெய்வங்களான பெண்களை என்னவென்று சொல்வது.? முதலில் அவர்களுக்கு தங்களிடமிருக்கும் தன்'நம்பிக்கை'யை அறிய வேண்டும். அதற்காக கண்மூடித்தனாமாக அதிக நம்பிக்கையும் கூடாது. இரு கைகள்தான் நல்ல ஓசை எழுப்பும். தனிஞ்சு போனாலும் துணிஞ்சு நிக்கணும்.. பணிஞ்சு போனாலும் பயந்து போகக்கூடாது.. 'பெண்ணாக பிறக்க வில்லையே' என்று எண்ணும் ஆண்களில் ஒருவனாக இதை சொல்கிறேன்.இன்றும் ‘படித்தவர்' களில் பெரும்பாலானவர்கள் கூறும் கூறிய சொற்கள் குழந்தை பிறந்தவுடன் ‘அட பொண்ணா ?' அல்லது ‘பையனா - very good' இவர்கள் யார் சான்றிதழ் கொடுக்க.? இது போன்ற கேள்விகளையும் கருத்துகளையும் தங்கள் வீட்டில் வளரும் பெண் குழந்தைகளை வைத்துக் கொண்டே கூறுவதுதான் மகா கொடுமை. இத இத்தோட நிறுத்திக்கறேன் இல்லன்னா என் புலம்பலும் நிக்காது. ஆத்திரம் அடங்காது. அட இந்த சமூகத்தின் மேல்தான் ..!
http://madhiwrites.blogspot.com/2009/03/blog-post_08.html
http://madhiwrites.blogspot.com/2009/03/blog-post_08.html
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Third-grade to IIM
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the Principal what the situation was. The Principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Boy: "9".
Principal! : "What is 6 x 6?"Boy: "36".
And so it went, with every question the Principal thought a third-grade should know.
The Principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The Principal and Boy, both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy:, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, deliciousand contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?Boy: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The bestman always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?Boy: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to IIM (Indian Institute of Management), I got the last ten questionswrong myself!"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the Principal what the situation was. The Principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Boy: "9".
Principal! : "What is 6 x 6?"Boy: "36".
And so it went, with every question the Principal thought a third-grade should know.
The Principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The Principal and Boy, both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy:, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, deliciousand contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?Boy: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The bestman always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?Boy: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to IIM (Indian Institute of Management), I got the last ten questionswrong myself!"
Three times a day
A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "BensonHedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husbands' cigarettes, and she read from the BensonHedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "BensonHedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husbands' cigarettes, and she read from the BensonHedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
A letter to DAD from SON
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad’
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’ s not only the passion…Dad she’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone.We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That’s in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it’s safe to come home
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’ s not only the passion…Dad she’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone.We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That’s in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it’s safe to come home
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Copy Paste Formula.
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause continued!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.
He was a bit foggy after a drink.He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went wan with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"
Moral of the story:
Don't copy, if you can't paste!
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause continued!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.
He was a bit foggy after a drink.He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went wan with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"
Moral of the story:
Don't copy, if you can't paste!
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Know about Zeros
Number of zeros and values
1 - ten
2 - hundred
3 - thousand
6 - million
9 - billion
12 - trillion
15 - quadrillion
18 - quintillion
21 - sextillion
24 - septillion
27 - octillion
30 - nonillion
33 - decillion
36 - undecillion
39 - duodecillion
42 - tredecillion
45 - quattuordecillion
48 – quindecillion
51 - sexdecillion
54 - septendecillion
57 - octodecillion
60 - novemdecillion
63 - vigintillion
66 – 120 undecillion – vigintillion
303 – centillion
ஸ்ஸ்..ப்பா இதப்பாத்தாலே கண்ண கட்டுதே.. நம் நாட்டு ஊழல் பேரிச்சாளிகள் பார்த்தா என்ன சொல்லுவாங்க.. ' அட இன்னும் நாம கோடிலதான் இருக்கோமா?'
1 - ten
2 - hundred
3 - thousand
6 - million
9 - billion
12 - trillion
15 - quadrillion
18 - quintillion
21 - sextillion
24 - septillion
27 - octillion
30 - nonillion
33 - decillion
36 - undecillion
39 - duodecillion
42 - tredecillion
45 - quattuordecillion
48 – quindecillion
51 - sexdecillion
54 - septendecillion
57 - octodecillion
60 - novemdecillion
63 - vigintillion
66 – 120 undecillion – vigintillion
303 – centillion
ஸ்ஸ்..ப்பா இதப்பாத்தாலே கண்ண கட்டுதே.. நம் நாட்டு ஊழல் பேரிச்சாளிகள் பார்த்தா என்ன சொல்லுவாங்க.. ' அட இன்னும் நாம கோடிலதான் இருக்கோமா?'
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